Probably Stolen achievements number 21 on Steam, and the rarest ones ask you to win the game from the hardest start. This page lists every achievement with what it asks and how many players had it on launch day, October 28, 2026, then gives tips for the rare ones. The percentages come from Steam's global stats on that day and will change as more players finish runs.
Probably Stolen achievements list
The table runs from the most common to the rarest. Descriptions are paraphrased from the Steam store.
| Achievement | What it asks | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| Lower Levels Special | Change the label of any item with the labeler | 69.5% |
| An Eye for Value | Make 10 perfect appraisals | 33.6% |
| First Steps | Finish the tutorial | 28.5% |
| Comfortably Afloat | Start a day with over 10,000 credits in estimated total wealth | 19.5% |
| Authorized | Own the business permit | 7.7% |
| Industrious | Own 10 machines at the start of a day | 7.7% |
| Jackpot | Win the jackpot on a scratcher ticket | 5.4% |
| We Have Rats! | Start a game with the hidden scenario | 3.2% |
| Keys to the Kingdom | Own the deed to the store | 3.0% |
| Swimming in Credits | Start a day with over 100,000 credits in estimated total wealth | 2.6% |
| Diplomatic | Reach maximum reputation with any faction | 2.3% |
| Prodigious | Own the store deed before day 50 | 1.2% |
| Cranked to Eleven | Reach +250 Quality on any machine | 1.0% |
| Aug Hunter | Shoot 10 augmented customers | 0.8% |
| Clean Hands | Win without selling a stolen or contraband item | 0.6% |
| Shiny | Start a day with 1,000 store attractiveness | 0.6% |
| Snitches Get Riches | Report 10 criminals | 0.4% |
| Say My Name | Produce a Lab Pure grade narcotic item | 0.2% |
| From Nothing | Win the game starting from Rock Bottom | 0.1% |
| From Nothing, the Hard Way | Win starting from Rock Bottom on hard mode | 0.1% |
| Green Thumb | Grow a Huge Nutrifruit in the Hydroponic | 0.1% |
Two achievements track winning in general: Keys to the Kingdom for owning the deed, which is the goal explained in how to buy the shop in Probably Stolen, and Prodigious for doing it before day 50.
Easiest achievements
The easiest Probably Stolen achievements need no special run. Lower Levels Special is the most common: label one item with the labeler and it unlocks, and about 70% of players already had it on launch day. First Steps comes from finishing the tutorial, and An Eye for Value needs 10 perfect appraisals. Comfortably Afloat counts estimated total wealth, not just cash, so stock on your shelves helps. For an early plan, read the Probably Stolen tips and tricks.
Some of the mid-table ones come from the starting scenario. We Have Rats! asks you to start with the hidden scenario, which is now the Rat Wrangler scenario; the achievement text still calls it hidden.
Rarest achievements and how to get them
The rarest Probably Stolen achievements are the win-based ones. On launch day three sat at 0.1%: From Nothing, From Nothing, the Hard Way and Green Thumb. Treat the numbers as a snapshot, since the game was only hours old.
- From Nothing and From Nothing, the Hard Way: both need a win starting from the Rock Bottom scenario, the maximum-difficulty start with no stock. The developer suggests pairing it with the hardest difficulty if you want extra challenge. The second achievement names hard mode, but the developer has not published the four difficulty names, so we do not say which setting counts. Forum players report that the hardest settings often end in game over in the first week; one who survived on a second try relied on appraisal for early income and took the Augmentation, Luck and Short Sleep perks. That is one player's report, not a tested route.
- Green Thumb: the Hydroponic Farmer scenario starts with hydroponic machines and supplies, and the goal is a Huge Nutrifruit. The developer has not published a crop guide for 1.0.
- Say My Name: produce a Lab Pure narcotic item. The Chemist scenario is built around guarded recipes and lab equipment, but no recipe is published yet.
- Clean Hands: win without selling a stolen or contraband item. Know what counts by reading the Probably Stolen contraband guide first.
- Cranked to Eleven and Industrious: modules for Quality, Performance and Efficiency raise machine output, so Cranked to Eleven is a build-up goal, while Industrious simply needs 10 machines at the start of a day.
Probably Stolen Achievements FAQ
How many achievements are there in Probably Stolen?
There are 21 Probably Stolen achievements on Steam, all part of the full 1.0 release.
What is the rarest Probably Stolen achievement?
On launch day three were tied at 0.1%: From Nothing, From Nothing, the Hard Way and Green Thumb. Say My Name was next at 0.2%.
Which achievement is easiest?
Lower Levels Special, unlocked by changing an item label with the labeler, was held by 69.5% of players on launch day. First Steps for finishing the tutorial is also quick.
How do I get 100% of the Probably Stolen achievements?
You need all 21, including two wins from Rock Bottom and a win with no stolen or contraband sales. Plan runs around the Probably Stolen starting scenarios, and see the Probably Stolen patch notes for fixes that may affect your run. We have not found a sourced report of broken achievements.